one liners

From my sixth grade class last week:

"I'm going to report you for over-teaching us."  (Ouch!  Maybe I could finally get suspended WITH pay!)

"What happened on Good Friday?"  (It's the day Jesus died.  She went home and asked her parents and reported to me the next day that I was right.)

On a sign outside the local Exxon/check cashing /BarBQ place:

LIL DADDY'S

BAR B Q

HE IS 

RISEN

Just kind of hit me as unique.

From a parish mission talk about confession:  DENIAL = Don't Even "No" I Am Lying...